|Ooh whats that Daddy?|
|"Hello there Ernie! Happy Birthday!!! 'Scuse the mess, I weren't expectin' no visitors..."|
I tell you what, I didn't like the cows very much. One of them was big and made of plastic and I just didn't like the way it looked at me ONE BIT- especially after Mummy freaked me out in the gift shop by putting on an owl mask and then whipping it off again...
Thank goodness they had a puddy cat! A bit of normality in amongst all this weirdness!!
Luckily I was able to cuddle Daddy all the way around the farm because although he would never admit it, I think he was a little bit frightened and needed a bit of reassurance.