This is a duck. They go "quack, quack". I know this because I have a book called Quack Quack and recently Daddy bought me this a-maaazing book called Hairy Maclary and Zachary Quack. If you haven't read it, you should check it out - so many plot twists and such a happy ending and Zachary Quack is really cute and you can point at the pictures and...oh, sorry I digress.
Anyway, I went to the park with Daddy the weekend before last and guess what? There was a real actual duck there!!! I couldn't believe it. I just had to meet this duck but the question was, how?
I was dead casual about it and tried not betray my excitement.
Maybe Duck was hungry so I checked out the list of ingredients on my banana pudding - all organic and a.o.k...
"Hey Duck! Would you like some pudding? Its organic and really yummy and stuff..."
"Ok then, how about a nice big cuddle instead? Wait there! Duck? Duck! Where are you going Duck? Here Duck! Heeere DuckDuckDuck! DuckyDuckDuck...Duck? Where'd you go? Duck? Du-uck!!..."
I bet David Attenborough never has days like this.
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